Oh. My. Days. Do sites like this really still exist? When we were told through other HornyMatches reviews that this is one of the best hook up sites to be on, we were initially thrilled and couldn’t wait to sign up. Once we had, we thought that those reviewers must have been visiting a different site, because this on was just hilarious. You might have been able to get a date on this site back in the 90’s, but now it is deader than a Norwegian Blue. Shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! This is an ex-dating site!!

Our Results on HornyMatches.com

* Emails sent – 90* Replies – 0* Dates set up – 0* Dates turned up – 0* Dates closed – 0We can see why we got no replies from this site. The emails are probably still being sent by carrier pigeons.

Dating Like It’s 1999

HornyMatches.com is so far behind the times that it is still using dial-up. You thinking we are joking, but this ain’t no joke. The site is terrible, and basically empty. It is almost an entirely text based site, like playing a game on a Commodore 64. It is full of clip-art pictures, and terrible backgrounds. All it needs next are gifs and midi music playing and we would be back in the internet of our youth (yep, we’re old).HornyMatches is also like a wasteland. There are hardly any women on their and the vast majority of profiles that are still technically active have not been accessed in yonks. This is one of the reasons that we really did so badly. There just wasn’t anybody to reply to our messages. It was like dating in the desert.

Just Hilarious

We had enough success on our top sites that at least we could finally laugh at a site like this. It is so obviously a hook up site that you should avoid that you have to wonder how sites like HornyMatches really continue one. We would not be surprised to find this address up for sale within a year. Then perhaps a good hook up site can take it over.

HornyMatches.com – Summary

Don’t do it. Just don’t. Even if you are thinking of signing up to gawp, like a driver slowing down at a car crash, we suggest just driving on by. Such a terrible site that nothing any good with come of you signing up to this site. No women, no hook ups, no sex. Like the Pythons would say, an ex-site…